Balls. I predict balls...(see also: Los Melonis Cojones)

[colleendetroit.livejournal.com]

(From...oddly enough, The Daily Telegraph in Australia)

Ten's teaser

"TEN's Law and Order: SVU is teasing us in suggesting that Stabler (Christopher Meloni) and Benson (Mariska Hargitay) are taking their relationship to another level during their 10th series, but do they actually mean sex?"

( GOOD GOD, I HOPE NOT. No, of COURSE not. I mean, Benson's a lesbian anyway...it just wouldn't work out. Right? OMGWHAT?BENSONISNOTALESBIAN,SHUTUP! I have no idea, but please, SVU...no Stabler/Benson nookie. My stomach can't take it. )


"Meloni has shown no fear in the past when it comes to raunchy love scenes but kids may also get an eyeful when he plays a gymnast in the new Nickelodeon telemovie, Gym Teacher: The Movie."

( Balls. Such short shorts, surely by "eyeful" they mean "Los Melonis Cojones", right? I have no idea, but please, Nickelodeon...MELONI COJONES, in short shorts, specifically. )

P.S. "telemovie" teehee. ♥

Comments

[roguemarch.livejournal.com]

hahahhaa ¡¡¡¡¡¡¿quién no quiere ver los cojones de Meloni?!!!!!!

Heck yeah!

[debaser28.livejournal.com]

I'm against any kind of Benson/Stabler hook up, but it seems almost inevitable at this point (it's just the way everyone keeps talking about it). *sighs*

But if it comes with Meloni naked in bed I may make the sacrifice and watch it because, come on!:D Also it would be kinda funny, for a lot of reasons.

I still think that Lee Tergesen is the right man for this job, though.*g*

[michele659.livejournal.com]

If they do have sex it will not only be gross,it'll be -the end of civilization as we know it!
Ok, maybe not so much .....but still- EWWWWWWWWWWW!
There's not enough pepto-bismol in the world to cure the nausea I'd get from seeing that!
And so unbelievable. Benson IS a lesbian. She's having an affair with Alex,who's still in witness protection so they have to hide it. :)
Stabler's real love is a cocky (no pun-alright-pun intended!) lawyer with nice hair and beautiful blue eyes. I don't know what his name was,but that's the guy Lee played on Law and Order last year.

[trillingstar]

And by 'another level', hopefully they mean dual sterilization... Stabler can't afford any more kids and we sure as hell don't need any little Bensons running around.

Although I suspect this may have something to do for Oliska's sudden urge for a child. Perhaps Stabler will be her Lamaze coach. He does like those sporty roles, after all.

Eyeful better mean package and not 'fro. Natural. Whatevs.

[pride-of-erin.livejournal.com]

P.S. "telemovie" teehee.

Huh? Why's that funny? *scratches head*

[colleendetroit.livejournal.com]

I think it's cute. ;) I've never seen the phrase before.

[pride-of-erin.livejournal.com]

Oh! I didn't realise you guys didn't use that term - it's pretty common over here.